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Second Coming -> Confessions (5/2/2008 3:57:11 PM)

I like to watch Spongebob Squarepants
I kind of like that Miley Cyrus song [&o] 



Harlequin -> RE: Confessions (5/2/2008 10:02:35 PM)

Ahh, I remember Jeremy starting a thread like this a while back. [:D]

I had three candy bars today, and two "ultimate" iced brownies, and I didn't even pretend to
feel guilty about it.

I don't really know how to work our DVD player.

We have icky tasting city water, so you have to let it run for almost a full minute to get some
fresher water and not the water that's been sitting in the pipes. We waste a lot of water this
way. I could solve the problem by buying a Brita water filter, but I'm lazy and haven't done that.
Also, when I want warm water to wash my face, I leave the water running to get it warm,
instead of heating up a kettle of it on the stove the way the World Wildlife Fund suggests.

When the dog pees on the rug, I clean it up with paper towels and don't bother with soap.
Then the stain stays in the rug, and when people point them out I'm like, "oh, uh...huh.
I didn't notice that was there. Gosh."



Bishop -> RE: Confessions (5/7/2008 12:52:56 PM)

I have been on a pretty strict diet since January and have lost around 30 lbs. Well, this past weekend (may 2 - may 4) I was at Jazz Fest in New Orleans and I ate a Duck PoBoy...and two bowls of Jambalaya...and a bowl of Crawfish & Pasta w/cream sauce...a steak from Steak & Ale...and Oyster Rockefeller...a dozen raw oysters...alligator sausage...and lots of sushi...and I drank three Mudslides, approx 8 vodka tonics, at least 24 beers, and three shots of whiskey.

So...after going down from a size 38 to a size 33 waist from working out and drinking protein shakes...I feel kind of guilty from splurging down in the Big Easy. I DID walk everywhere once I arrived in the city, however...

I also ate an entire package of fig newtons and 1/2 a package of chocolate chip/peanut butter cookies...and a bowl of bread pudding...and ice cream.



DeathDealer777 -> RE: Confessions (5/10/2008 2:58:41 AM)

confessions... umm... *scratchs head*... uh... I uh... well my life isn't that exciting anymore.



Harlequin -> RE: Confessions (5/10/2008 9:23:04 AM)

Aww, iss okay Johnny! WE STILL LOVES YOU!

Plus, I really am in the same boat as you. Cleaning up after my pooch and being a pig doesn't
really make my life all the more exciting. [&o]

....

GIMME A HUG, YOU!!

*bear hugs JJ*



Kodachi -> RE: Confessions (5/10/2008 7:18:39 PM)

I may appear as a walking network but actually I'm a super introvert that just wants to read and be left alone. I don't feel I'm at my best potential in anything that I'm doing or have done and sometimes I think I'm becoming a meglomaniac schizophrenic.



Bishop -> RE: Confessions (5/11/2008 7:40:32 AM)

I also ate a kitten.



DeathDealer777 -> RE: Confessions (5/11/2008 11:10:48 AM)

yay! *hugs Meg*

... and heres my confession... I just wizzed on my eldest sisters favorite clothes in revenge for being a stupid bitch, yay! victory! [:D]... err... uh wait... [:'(] I really hope this doesn't make me insane.



Kodachi -> RE: Confessions (5/13/2008 6:53:52 PM)

Nah, just vengeful



Glucose -> RE: Confessions (5/13/2008 10:31:34 PM)

I had leftover KFC for breakfast...... I'm starting to regret it now [>:]



podave -> RE: Confessions (5/26/2008 10:21:06 AM)

I work at lowe's...yet Tony Stewart is my fav. nascar driver



SaronRosse -> RE: Confessions (5/27/2008 12:28:52 PM)

hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave? [8D]

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL



tainted -> RE: Confessions (5/27/2008 8:29:25 PM)

I come here from time to time yet don't post or say anything....



podave -> RE: Confessions (5/28/2008 12:06:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SaronRosse

hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave? [8D]

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL


Hey...i don't watch the races....i only keep up with won wins and loses....the races are stupid anyway 500 laps....for what? i mean seriously why not have a one lap shootout the last one's the only one that matters anyway....sure you get points for leading the most. But the last one counts soo much more lol.....so what if i'm from the south.



SaronRosse -> RE: Confessions (5/28/2008 2:28:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: podave

quote:

ORIGINAL: SaronRosse

hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave? [8D]

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL


Hey...i don't watch the races....i only keep up with won wins and loses....the races are stupid anyway 500 laps....for what? i mean seriously why not have a one lap shootout the last one's the only one that matters anyway....sure you get points for leading the most. But the last one counts soo much more lol.....so what if i'm from the south.


I said that becauseI remember my pastor asked us in IL if we watched the nascar... as he came from the south
that's all [:-]



tainted -> RE: Confessions (5/29/2008 8:27:15 AM)

people are so touchy these days...



Bishop -> RE: Confessions (5/29/2008 8:35:05 AM)

MikeG likes to be touched.



tainted -> RE: Confessions (5/29/2008 12:20:34 PM)

Me too, but you don't see me getting any action[:@]



Supafly -> RE: Confessions (5/29/2008 9:13:07 PM)

I gave tainted some action. 



blindsidedbyfierce -> RE: Confessions (5/29/2008 9:34:59 PM)

every time i see this thread i think of the secrets skit on conan
http://youtube.com/watch?v=stPCP9JefdI



Bishop -> RE: Confessions (6/2/2008 3:16:17 PM)

 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Supafly

I gave tainted some action. 


You never give me any action.

You're like InAction Jackson.



Second Coming -> RE: Confessions (6/4/2008 2:41:35 PM)

I almost burned down my house last night, because I fell asleep watching tv and left tater tots in the oven. [&o]



TheTalentedMrLeo -> RE: Confessions (6/5/2008 12:01:48 AM)

I have to admit, that would be quite an accomplishment, almost boarderline hilarious.

Front page headlines:

"Fire Department - 'Suspected Tator Tots Believed to be Responsible for Late Night Residential Blaze.' "



Harlequin -> RE: Confessions (6/5/2008 8:43:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Second Coming

I almost burned down my house last night, because I fell asleep watching tv and left tater tots in the oven. [&o]


lol! [sm=lol.gif] Once I tried to make turkey burgers in a frying pan for my mom (even though I'm a
vegetarian....ugh, turkey burgers[>:]) And not only did I end up ruining them, I set off the fire
alarm. Then I couldn't get the fire alarm to stop fire alarming, and I couldn't unscrew the top
part from the wall, so I beat it with the handle of a broom a couple of times.

Ick. Smoke and turkey burger grease everywhere. [&o]



Second Coming -> RE: Confessions (6/5/2008 8:50:20 AM)

haha it is hilarious. Even though I almost sent our house up in flames. She can't be mad at me because she starts cracking up it's so funny. There have been constant jokes about it since it happened. If it was a pizza it wouldn't be as funny but it being tater tots makes if funnier for whatever reason.  What's even better is when my wife woke me up to tell me, I was more upset that there were no more tater tots. [sm=lol.gif]



Harlequin -> RE: Confessions (6/6/2008 8:48:49 AM)

Heee! You remind me of Napoleon Dynamite. [:D]



Second Coming -> RE: Confessions (6/6/2008 9:04:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Harlequin

Heee! You remind me of Napoleon Dynamite. [:D]


Just don't stomp the tots in my pocket.



Harlequin -> RE: Confessions (6/8/2008 10:21:44 PM)

...and waste perfectly good tots? I assure you, my good man...I would never partake in such a
heinous crime. [&o]


Mmmmm....tots. [8|]



B.B.freak -> RE: Confessions (6/9/2008 12:15:25 PM)

I acctually enjoy listening to Flyleaf... [:o]




Supafly -> RE: Confessions (6/9/2008 8:15:45 PM)

I'm really a woman.....



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