Harlequin
Posts: 471
Score: 19
Joined: 12/15/2003
From: NY, not the tough NY, the NY that's soft and chewy
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Oh, dear! That didn't occur to me. Okay, here. Let me fix this. *gives Johnny a bottle of Manly Man cologne* Maybe you'll be surrounded by scantily dressed chicks as soon as you take the cap off and spray yourself, just like on the commercials! Seriously, have you seen those commercials? Where the guys are playing basketball and all those girls are crowded around the chain link fence, going all, "Look at that BOD! I want your BOD." And that other one where women are nuzzling all these metal objects, like staplers and fences and stuff, and then they have a scene where a guy runs out of his cologne, so he tosses the bottle into a recycling bin...and that's why all the chicks were hot for that metal stuff....'cos it was recycled essence of Manly Man.
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Whatever God's dreams about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates. -Stella Terrill Mann
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