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Confessions - 5/2/2008 3:57:11 PM   
Second Coming


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RE: Confessions - 5/2/2008 10:02:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ahh, I remember Jeremy starting a thread like this a while back. 

I had three candy bars today, and two "ultimate" iced brownies, and I didn't even pretend to
feel guilty about it.

I don't really know how to work our DVD player.

We have icky tasting city water, so you have to let it run for almost a full minute to get some
fresher water and not the water that's been sitting in the pipes. We waste a lot of water this
way. I could solve the problem by buying a Brita water filter, but I'm lazy and haven't done that.
Also, when I want warm water to wash my face, I leave the water running to get it warm,
instead of heating up a kettle of it on the stove the way the World Wildlife Fund suggests.

When the dog pees on the rug, I clean it up with paper towels and don't bother with soap.
Then the stain stays in the rug, and when people point them out I'm like, "oh, uh...huh.
I didn't notice that was there. Gosh."

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RE: Confessions - 5/7/2008 12:52:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have been on a pretty strict diet since January and have lost around 30 lbs. Well, this past weekend (may 2 - may 4) I was at Jazz Fest in New Orleans and I ate a Duck PoBoy...and two bowls of Jambalaya...and a bowl of Crawfish & Pasta w/cream sauce...a steak from Steak & Ale...and Oyster Rockefeller...a dozen raw oysters...alligator sausage...and lots of sushi...and I drank three Mudslides, approx 8 vodka tonics, at least 24 beers, and three shots of whiskey.

So...after going down from a size 38 to a size 33 waist from working out and drinking protein shakes...I feel kind of guilty from splurging down in the Big Easy. I DID walk everywhere once I arrived in the city, however...

I also ate an entire package of fig newtons and 1/2 a package of chocolate chip/peanut butter cookies...and a bowl of bread pudding...and ice cream.

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The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven

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RE: Confessions - 5/10/2008 2:58:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		confessions... umm... *scratchs head*... uh... I uh... well my life isn't that exciting anymore.

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RE: Confessions - 5/10/2008 9:23:04 AM   
Harlequin


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Plus, I really am in the same boat as you. Cleaning up after my pooch and being a pig doesn't
really make my life all the more exciting.

....

GIMME A HUG, YOU!!

*bear hugs JJ*

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RE: Confessions - 5/10/2008 7:18:39 PM   
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RE: Confessions - 5/11/2008 7:40:32 AM   
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The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven

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RE: Confessions - 5/11/2008 11:10:48 AM   
DeathDealer777


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... and heres my confession... I just wizzed on my eldest sisters favorite clothes in revenge for being a stupid bitch, yay! victory! ... err... uh wait...  I really hope this doesn't make me insane.

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RE: Confessions - 5/13/2008 6:53:52 PM   
Kodachi


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RE: Confessions - 5/13/2008 10:31:34 PM   
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RE: Confessions - 5/26/2008 10:21:06 AM   
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RE: Confessions - 5/27/2008 12:28:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave?

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL

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RE: Confessions - 5/27/2008 8:29:25 PM   
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RE: Confessions - 5/28/2008 12:06:24 PM   
podave


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SaronRosse

hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave?

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL


Hey...i don't watch the races....i only keep up with won wins and loses....the races are stupid anyway 500 laps....for what? i mean seriously why not have a one lap shootout the last one's the only one that matters anyway....sure you get points for leading the most. But the last one counts soo much more lol.....so what if i'm from the south.

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RE: Confessions - 5/28/2008 2:28:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: podave

quote:

ORIGINAL: SaronRosse

hahahah nascar... do you live in the south, dave?

I like obama just because he is a senator of IL


Hey...i don't watch the races....i only keep up with won wins and loses....the races are stupid anyway 500 laps....for what? i mean seriously why not have a one lap shootout the last one's the only one that matters anyway....sure you get points for leading the most. But the last one counts soo much more lol.....so what if i'm from the south.


I said that becauseI remember my pastor asked us in IL if we watched the nascar... as he came from the south
that's all


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RE: Confessions - 5/29/2008 8:27:15 AM   
tainted


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RE: Confessions - 5/29/2008 8:35:05 AM   
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The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven

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RE: Confessions - 5/29/2008 12:20:34 PM   
tainted


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RE: Confessions - 5/29/2008 9:13:07 PM   
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RE: Confessions - 5/29/2008 9:34:59 PM   
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=stPCP9JefdI

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RE: Confessions - 6/2/2008 3:16:17 PM   
Bishop


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Supafly

I gave tainted some action. 


You never give me any action.

You're like InAction Jackson.

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The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too
This monkey's gone to heaven

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RE: Confessions - 6/4/2008 2:41:35 PM   
Second Coming


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RE: Confessions - 6/5/2008 12:01:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I have to admit, that would be quite an accomplishment, almost boarderline hilarious.

Front page headlines:

"Fire Department - 'Suspected Tator Tots Believed to be Responsible for Late Night Residential Blaze.' "

< Message edited by TheTalentedMrLeo -- 6/5/2008 12:03:41 AM >

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RE: Confessions - 6/5/2008 8:43:32 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Second Coming

I almost burned down my house last night, because I fell asleep watching tv and left tater tots in the oven.


lol! Once I tried to make turkey burgers in a frying pan for my mom (even though I'm a
vegetarian....ugh, turkey burgers) And not only did I end up ruining them, I set off the fire
alarm. Then I couldn't get the fire alarm to stop fire alarming, and I couldn't unscrew the top
part from the wall, so I beat it with the handle of a broom a couple of times.

Ick. Smoke and turkey burger grease everywhere.

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RE: Confessions - 6/5/2008 8:50:20 AM   
Second Coming


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Status: offline 		haha it is hilarious. Even though I almost sent our house up in flames. She can't be mad at me because she starts cracking up it's so funny. There have been constant jokes about it since it happened. If it was a pizza it wouldn't be as funny but it being tater tots makes if funnier for whatever reason.  What's even better is when my wife woke me up to tell me, I was more upset that there were no more tater tots.

< Message edited by Second Coming -- 6/5/2008 8:54:54 AM >

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RE: Confessions - 6/6/2008 8:48:49 AM   
Harlequin


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Status: offline 		Heee! You remind me of Napoleon Dynamite. 

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RE: Confessions - 6/6/2008 9:04:53 AM   
Second Coming


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Harlequin

Heee! You remind me of Napoleon Dynamite. 


Just don't stomp the tots in my pocket.

< Message edited by Second Coming -- 6/6/2008 9:17:29 AM >

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RE: Confessions - 6/8/2008 10:21:44 PM   
Harlequin


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Status: offline 		...and waste perfectly good tots? I assure you, my good man...I would never partake in such a
heinous crime.


Mmmmm....tots.

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RE: Confessions - 6/9/2008 12:15:25 PM   
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RE: Confessions - 6/9/2008 8:15:45 PM   
Supafly


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